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Old 09-01-2006, 06:08 PM
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Biggrin Canable Resturaunt

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu:

Broiled Missionary: $10
Fried Explorer: $15
Baked Politician: $100

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?"
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Old 09-01-2006, 07:00 PM
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Um... ha--ha?
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Old 09-01-2006, 07:06 PM
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:46 PM
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Old 09-05-2006, 10:04 AM
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