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Old 07-11-2005, 01:51 PM
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eek Quick Offensive Joke


A teenager boldly asks his father for money asking, "Dad, can I have 20 dollars for a blowjob?

FATHER: "I don't know son...you any good???
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Old 07-11-2005, 03:10 PM
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lmfao gross
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Old 07-11-2005, 03:36 PM
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thats really sick
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Old 07-11-2005, 04:32 PM
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TO: Living and voodoo,

I'm assuming you mean GROSS and SICK like you have virgin eyes and ears and just happened to stumble across this sick joke on accident by pressing keys on your keyboard while wiping the sperm off your keypad from all the porn sites your mama warned you about.

But I know better...
you love this joke...I know it... and yet I have much much more.

Try this joke on your pathetic friends and family. As long as you say it well and time it right, they'll laugh. And then they'll hate themselves for laughing at it.

And then they'll tell their friends and neither you nor I will get the credit because I didn't write this joke anyway!

Wanna hear another one??
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Old 07-11-2005, 04:43 PM
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erm, ok?

and no.

go away
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Old 07-11-2005, 05:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dennis95818
TO: Living and voodoo,

I'm assuming you mean GROSS and SICK like you have virgin eyes and ears and just happened to stumble across this sick joke on accident by pressing keys on your keyboard while wiping the sperm off your keypad from all the porn sites your mama warned you about.

But I know better...
you love this joke...I know it... and yet I have much much more.

Try this joke on your pathetic friends and family. As long as you say it well and time it right, they'll laugh. And then they'll hate themselves for laughing at it.

And then they'll tell their friends and neither you nor I will get the credit because I didn't write this joke anyway!

Wanna hear another one??
why not chill out a bit? damn, ya know not everyone is going to like your jokes. Not everyone thinks mature jokes, especially this one are funny. I know I don't. So, why not cool down and try to get along with everone, or just don't post at all. We don't need people coming here trying to act all big and bad and boss people around.
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Old 07-11-2005, 06:22 PM
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the uh "joke" sucked
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Old 07-11-2005, 06:27 PM
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Political correctness wins again!

If it can silence me then it can save us from the terrorists. THANK YOU EDGE !! YOUV’VE SAVED US ALL! Hurry quick… e-mail Tony Blair! They can use your wisdom in London.
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Old 07-11-2005, 06:31 PM
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okay...im just gonna close this thread before you even more of a fool out of yourself.
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