one for the supper table

[bigsmellyfart]

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.

He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping
all
over the place.

The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs
some
sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the
cue
ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
did?"

The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table
whole!" says the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats
everything
in sight, the little jerk.

I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him.

He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the
bar.

He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted.

"Did you see what your monkey did now?"

"Now what?" asks the patron.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out
and ate
it!" says the barkeeper.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron.

"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue
ball he
measures everything first!"

[atholon]

ahh sick