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give it to the Scotsman's to make a new meaning to dog food
seem a dunk got to caraways with a food (Haggis) contest and woof-down a poor doggies to win a contest. OMFG
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Lol!
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poor puppy
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yea and he won gee he eat all them Haggis rolls and eat a dog on top of that and won it all. personally of one eats something thats out side the contest think they should be remove from it, only a drunken haggises would do something so dump and stupid as that.
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how could you not know its a dog?
like really!!! i would be pissed if that was my dog
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he was looking at the food he was woofing it down really fast and drop one on the floor without looking, he reach down to get it and not looking what he pickup and put it into his mouth eat it really fast. and you have to remember he was drunk and you don't taste anything to much when your that drunk as he was. i not saying what he did was right. but i think he should have been remove from the contest for doing something that outage's as that
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mmmmm haggis..........
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haggis should be call daggis after what that drunking fool did.
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mmmmm chihuahua..........
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Well I can tell you now that this story is fake "Scotlands national dish, is what comes out of the oven when you stuff a sheep's heart".....etc...etc utter rubbish. A haggis is a small fury creature with it's right legs smaller than it's left legs, so it can run real fast uphill in a clockwise direction and the way to catch them is to chase them in an anti-clockwise direction. This causes them to become unstable and tumble down the hills, liquifying their insides in the process. Then all you have to do is pick them up and shove them in the oven. Sheep's heart my ar*e. Being a Jock (that's a Scot) I happen to know these things OK so it is actually sheep's heart etc stuffed into it's stomach.
mmmm reading the rest of this 'newspaper' cut is does seem alittle suss and bordering on the racist. How dare they suggest that 99% of Scots are drunks, I was sure it was 100% and we don't steal sheep, we borrow them. and besides the dog really should have been on a lead.
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he reach down to pickup what he drop on the floor only? he reach into a Lady's purse and got the dog out of it. why would there be any need for the dog have a lead on when it was inside a Lady's purse? OMG thanks God she did not have a roll of bills in it (money-roll) it be gone too.
nope not racist!! it dose show how the Scotsman can handle their drinking not to good and when they drink they can eat anything they can get their hands on. and no its not 99.99% its more like 73% the rest 28% are wine-o, scotslands-sheep farmers lovers are the best there is in the scotsland country they do borrow each other sheep only for breeding some what and its over nighter the next day they return them to were they got it from. lmfao Quote:
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I do find the article quite funny apart from the paragraph that suggests that Scots are drunk, wife beating, unpatriotic and sheep shaggers.
The dog really should have been on a lead tho. Anyone who gets a dog (which by the way generally have 4 working legs) and then carries it around in a purse, should be charged for cruelty not the drunk, wife beating, unpatriotic, sheep shagging and hungry man. Scotland can't be that bad a place tho if she felt safe enough to leave her purse on the ground. Must be because all the wife beating, unpatriotic, sheep shaggers are to drunk to realise that there was a purse on the ground or perhaps the dog was scaring all the (1%) sober people away.
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Aseroth
really good one LMFAO
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