Best idea yet

[bigsmellyfart]

One day farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his
farm. He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket
and an anvil, then stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a
couple of chickens and a goose.

Now he had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the
bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each
arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went.

While walking he met a fair young lady with rather large
beautiful breasts. She told him she was lost, and asked, "Can
you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?"

The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I'm going to visit
my brother at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take a short cut and
go down this alley. We'll save half the time to get there".

The fair young lady said, "How do I know that when we get in to
the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull down my
blouse and feel me up?"

The farmer said, "I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, 2 chickens,
and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up
against the wall and do that?"

The young lady said, "Set the goose down, put the bucket over the goose,
put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.

[Hellfighter]

lol that asking for it