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Old 03-24-2005, 06:43 PM
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Confession

Becky was on her deathbed with her husband, Jake, maintaining a
steady vigil by her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm
tears ran silently down his face, splashed onto her face, and
roused her from her slumber.

She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly.
"My darling Jake," she whispered.
"Hush, my love," he said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk."
But she was insistant.

"Jake," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I have
something I must confess to you."
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Jake. "It's
all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Jake. I slept with your brother,
your best friend and your father."

Jake mustered a pained smile and stroked her hand. "Hush now
Becky, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," he said.
"Why do you think I poisoned you?"
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Old 03-25-2005, 05:37 AM
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LMAO good 1!!!!

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Old 03-25-2005, 01:25 PM
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Hahaha. SUCKER!
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Old 03-31-2005, 01:14 PM
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LOL IMAO
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