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Old 06-15-2004, 02:20 PM
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Biggrin New Lifesavers' Flavor

It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association.

''I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,'' she tells the children.

So she gives them all a cherry flavor, and says, ''What flavor is that?''

The whole class answers, ''Mmmm, that's cherry.''

''Very good,'' the teacher replies.

So she gives them all a grape and they reply, ''Mmm, that's grape.''

''Very good,'' she says again.

Then she gives them all a honey flavor. The whole class sits perplexed by the strange taste, so the teacher says, ''OK, I'll give you a hint, it's something your parents might call each other.''

Billy spits his out on the floor and yells, ''Spit 'em out everyone, they're A**HOLES!''
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Old 06-15-2004, 04:06 PM
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Old 06-17-2004, 09:08 AM
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lmmfao @ stalker...told ya you were a little off thre big SSGT
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Old 06-17-2004, 10:41 AM
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lmoa thats a very good 1
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Old 06-27-2004, 12:44 PM
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ROLFMAO funny
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Old 06-27-2004, 12:45 PM
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ROLFMAO funny
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Old 06-27-2004, 12:45 PM
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ROLFMAO funny
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Old 07-03-2004, 06:49 AM
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Lol lol lol good 1 yet again bro!!!!


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Old 07-03-2004, 09:49 AM
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Lol lol lol good 1 yet again bro!!!!


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mmmmm cherry
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