what not to say or do in the jungle

[Hellfighter]

Blond hair women her plane crash in the jungle, was seeking help to get her back to the real world of NYC.

She ran into a monkey ask for its help!
The Monkey do what monkeys do! When some one sneak up to them! Give them sh*t to talk about.

She gone to the river to clean after the monkey did it thing to her, she taken all her clothing off and going to take a bath in the water with small bar of hotel soap she had with her, when she was done she reach up for something to dry off, she grasp a ringtail by its tail and pull it down, not knowing what she had done, next she knows she was in a world of pain.

After a time of crying out load, she got up and search for a path to follow and she found a trail that something was using it, she follow it for a long time, not knowing she was going deeper into the jungle, she seen a great looking kitty cat laying in the tree branch high up, she climb the tree so she can pet it, as he reach for the kitty cats tail to pet it nice, it jump onto her and bitten her like liven hell out, she fallen to the ground really hard, she got up and ran like crazy.

After a week in the jungle she found small villages there was no people in the huts at all or out side them, she did found a lot of bones laying around on the ground, but no people in the area. Thinking the worst! She left the area and use a small boat she found on the river banks, following the river. She seen a airfield and gone to the tower see if anyone can help her get back to NYC.

She told the people in the control tower she meet a dirty old man in the jungle!! all he would do is throw his crap at her, later she taken a bath in the river, she dry off by using a fuzzy towel, only it was alive and bitten her like crazy. Then later she seen a sweet loving kitty cat really big and black in color in the tree top, she said to her self I got to have it! Thinking it’s really a nice big sweet kitty cat, she got really close to it, found it asleep she started to pet its tail, only it try to eat her.

Then she found an empty village no people to talk about? But there was tons of bone’s lying on the ground all over the place thinking there must have been head hunter who raid the village some time ago, she ran like hell and found on the river bank a small boat.

seen air planes coming and going from on a air port, she gone to traffic control tower seeking help.

after telling her story. the control tower manage ask if she wares glasses? She said yes lost them in the plane crash!