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xmas jk
A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet
> > > store looking for a unique gift for his wife. > > > The store manager tells him he has just > > > what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot > > > named Chet that sings Christmas carols. > > > > > > He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. > > > The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, > > > but he doesn't seem to be much for singing. The > > > manager tells him to watch as he reaches into > > > his pocket and pulls out a lighter. > > > > > > The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under > > > Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; > > > “Silent Night, Holy Night.“ The husband is very impressed > > > with Chet's singing abilities and watches as the manager > > > moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet now > > > starts to sing “Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way.“ > > > The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him. > > > > > > The husband rushes home to his wife and insists > > > upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately. > > > He presents Chet and starts to explain the parrot's special talent. > > > Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot > > > and the bird sings “Silent Night.“ He then moves > > > the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose a > > > round of “Jingle Bells.“ The wife is absolutely impressed, > > > and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what > > > happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead. > > > > > > Curious the husband moves the lighter between > > > the bird's legs, and the bird begins to sing- > > > > > > Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire! |
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