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Old 05-18-2005, 07:53 PM
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Wink The Confessional


There once was a young woman who went to confession.



Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned."

Priest: "Confess your sins my child, and be forgiven."

Woman: "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love
to me seven times."


Priest, thinking long and hard:

"Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a
glass and then drink the juice."


Woman: "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

Priest: "No, but it will wipe that smile off your face."
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Old 05-19-2005, 07:27 AM
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LMAO good 1 bro!!!!

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Old 05-19-2005, 09:22 AM
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