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Old 09-27-2005, 07:17 PM
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Mother-in-LAw

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.



The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."



The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.



The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only $150.00?"



The man replied, "A man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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Old 09-27-2005, 08:28 PM
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haha .. nice..
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Old 09-28-2005, 09:08 AM
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LOL!
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Old 09-28-2005, 10:09 AM
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heheh good one
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Old 09-28-2005, 11:21 AM
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Good 1! lol
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Old 09-28-2005, 11:41 AM
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LMAO most excellent!!!!

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Old 09-28-2005, 01:42 PM
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Trojan is you rlast name BREWSTER. Mine is also
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Old 09-28-2005, 02:00 PM
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No. That's a cool last name though. I like to drink cold brew when I can.
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