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Old 06-03-2010, 08:48 AM
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Police shoot terroist 368 times

A Pakistani trained terroist was shot dead by Metropolitan Police in London, when the terroist was examined it was discovered that he had 368 bullet wounds.

When the police were questioned as to why there were 368 bullet wounds, a spokesman replied "Thats all we had"
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Old 06-03-2010, 03:50 PM
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link to proof?
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

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Old 06-03-2010, 05:24 PM
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Old 06-03-2010, 08:20 PM
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Lol, I agree with redrum, where is the proof??
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Old 06-04-2010, 01:57 AM
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You realise this is in the Jokes section right?

Made me giggle anyway.
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Old 06-04-2010, 04:55 AM
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Lol, I agree with redrum, where is the proof??
Its in the same place as the weapons of mass destruction.
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Old 06-04-2010, 12:46 PM
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Its in the same place as the weapons of mass destruction.
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Old 06-04-2010, 01:14 PM
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link to proof?
play any of the games NL! you will have your proof totally

but link to the game first! if you know how? then no reason to to ask that!
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Old 06-04-2010, 05:05 PM
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You realise this is in the Jokes section right?

Made me giggle anyway.
woops, fail, lol
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

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Old 06-04-2010, 05:09 PM
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well, we wouldnt know about that chief.
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