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Old 09-07-2009, 03:29 PM
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Biggrin mature: Poof the light goes on

Poof the light goes on??



An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'
George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
He's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes
off.'
'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says. A little later in the day, the
doctor calls George's wife. 'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine! But I
had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it
true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the
bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?'
'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's peeing in the fridge again!


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Old 09-07-2009, 03:50 PM
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lmfao n1
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Old 09-07-2009, 04:35 PM
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

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Old 09-07-2009, 05:05 PM
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wo thats cool
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Old 09-07-2009, 07:49 PM
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Old 09-08-2009, 04:48 PM
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