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08-06-2007, 05:48 AM
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Cherries
"Do you have any cherries?" I asked the bartender.
"No, this is a bar," he replied with a stern look on his face. he spat into a glass he was cleaning. Next day... "Do you have any cherries?" I asked the bartender. "No, you asked me last time," the bartender said and fumbled around with his shotgun shells. Next day... "Do have any cherries?" I asked the bartender. "No, go away and never come back," the bartender said, spat on a cloth, and rubbed his army knife with it. Next day... "Do you have any cherries?" I asked the bartender. "Next time you ask me, I'll nail you against the wall," he said to me banged his fist against the wall. Next day... "Do have any nails?" I asked him. "No, we serve beer," the bartender said to me. "Good, do have cherries?" 
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08-06-2007, 09:32 AM
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i don't know what to make of this one? why would a bartender ask for cherry? when a lady ask for mix-drinks with a cherry in it from a bartender?
who asking for cherrys?
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08-06-2007, 09:35 AM
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I am!
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#4
08-06-2007, 09:38 AM
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man i must be getting tire eyes not see so good, i notice you type in asked were i was thinking i was reading you type in ask
think i need some sleep. will anyways it good
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08-06-2007, 10:33 AM
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thanks
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