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Mature: A guys joke : \
My brothers took a pantyhose out 2 golf balls in 1 of the legs, then they cut the leg and covered it by twiting and rapping it again. Then they put a baloon ribbon at the top of the leg, then they bounced it up and down. ugghhh it was a testicle
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I think my sense of humour just ran away screaming.
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he has a lot to learn from bigsmellyfart
got to say its the first time i read anything like it let see if i can rework it: I taken my sister pantyhose and rub dog crap all over it! then wipe most of it off only the smell of it was left, she was going on a date and she got me into trouble! so i got even!
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ok chief thats my first try : \ sorry if im not humorous i may needto take lessons on humor from bigsmellyfart theen : \
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i lol'd
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i didnt get it, try taking some jokes from http://www.2flashgames.com/jokes.htm
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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btw love that one sweet as hell, if i was the husband! i'll tell the wife he need both of us to help him! lmfao
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You're too mature for your age. Lighten up and laugh at the stupid **** others do. Not everything is always serious business.
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no it really happend
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It's not really funny though *-)
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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i know thats what i told my brothers they just kept on laughing, thas how i thought it was humorous
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u shoulda let them type it in, maybe they coulda described it better (no offense)
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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maybe : \
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the ones i make up will allways have a " bigsmellyfart©2005 " on it
and the rest is email copy paste..... cartoons were NEVER made for kids as they dont understand the adult humor... adult does not allways mean "sex "...its humor only an adult can understand and get a laugh from... same can be said about my copy paste jokes...
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good advice
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go ahead and lock this thread please admins please
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there really no need to sam
your learning is all after a time the thread will die in to history
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this thread is dead cheif no one except for you and i have posted on here since sep 9th of this month. So thats why i asked
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