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Old 08-31-2006, 08:13 AM
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A man married 25 years took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a big-screen plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

But his wife was a very reasonable woman.

She told him to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she'd make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.
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Old 08-31-2006, 02:47 PM
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Old 08-31-2006, 03:00 PM
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I'd deffinatly take the cheap apartment, car and sofa hands down
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Old 08-31-2006, 05:40 PM
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Old 08-31-2006, 05:42 PM
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Old 08-31-2006, 06:03 PM
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Old 08-31-2006, 06:11 PM
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