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Old 02-25-2005, 10:24 AM
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Religious views of the world
Taoism: Crap happens.
Confucianism: Confucius says, crap happens.
Buddhism: If crap happens, it isn't really crap.
Zen: What is the sound of crap happening?
Hinduism: This crap happened before.
Islam: If crap happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let crap happen to someone else.
Native American: What is the medicine of crap?
Catholicism: If crap happens, you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does this crap always happen to us?
Pantheism: It's all the same crap.
Atheism: I don't believe this crap.
Agnosticism: What is this crap?


I'm partial to judaism.
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Old 02-25-2005, 10:35 AM
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LOL, I'm with you there bullet
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Old 02-25-2005, 11:07 AM
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You don't know what you started here buddy!
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Old 02-25-2005, 01:38 PM
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Dr. Bullet you in touble now we have a "Christian007" in the house!
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Old 02-25-2005, 03:04 PM
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LOL Hey!!!! Im a christian...baptist
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Old 02-25-2005, 03:21 PM
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You don't know what you started here buddy!
Ahh, this won't go anywhere...I've covered my bases

EDIT: And if there's anyone in this crowd that takes a joke like this seriously, they need psychological help. They're just jokes people.
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Old 02-26-2005, 07:26 AM
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LOL I like it Dr Bullet keep 'em coming !!!!


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Old 02-26-2005, 12:18 PM
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Ahh, this won't go anywhere...I've covered my bases
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Old 02-26-2005, 04:14 PM
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Here's one ..... Scientism - Let Crap Happen somewhere else in the universe...!

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Old 03-01-2005, 06:03 PM
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lmao there all pretty good! Islam was pretty funny.
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Old 03-02-2005, 02:47 AM
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