xmas jk

[Steve]

A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet
> > > store looking for a unique gift for his wife.
> > > The store manager tells him he has just
> > > what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot
> > > named Chet that sings Christmas carols.
> > >
> > > He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird.
> > > The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty,
> > > but he doesn't seem to be much for singing. The
> > > manager tells him to watch as he reaches into
> > > his pocket and pulls out a lighter.
> > >
> > > The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under
> > > Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing;
> > > “Silent Night, Holy Night.“ The husband is very impressed
> > > with Chet's singing abilities and watches as the manager
> > > moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet now
> > > starts to sing “Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way.“
> > > The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him.
> > >
> > > The husband rushes home to his wife and insists
> > > upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately.
> > > He presents Chet and starts to explain the parrot's special talent.
> > > Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot
> > > and the bird sings “Silent Night.“ He then moves
> > > the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose a
> > > round of “Jingle Bells.“ The wife is absolutely impressed,
> > > and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what
> > > happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead.
> > >
> > > Curious the husband moves the lighter between
> > > the bird's legs, and the bird begins to sing-
> > >
> > > Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!

!!!!!!

[die_4_me]