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Old 09-13-2018, 03:10 PM
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let's talk

A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane.
The man turned to him and said, "let's talk".
KID: Ok, what do we talk about?
MAN: (making fun of the kid): How about nuclear power?
KID: Very interesting topic. But let me ask you a question.... Horse, Cow and Deer, all eat grass.
Yet the Deer excretes pellets, Cow flat potty and the horse clumps. Why is that?
MAN: Well, I don't really know.
KID: Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you don't know your ****???
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Old 09-13-2018, 04:04 PM
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Old 09-16-2018, 07:07 PM
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if the kid was dumb and agreed the man would
be talking Horse Sh*t...
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