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Old 03-15-2006, 05:29 PM
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(Mature)Redneck Jokes! DONT GET MAD AT ME FOR THIS!!

A Country War

A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were fighting in a war, and both were caught by the enemy.
"Before i put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"
The Alabama man said, "Could you shoot me after you play the song 'Yeah, Alabama?"

"Sure," the man agreed. "How about you?"

The Tennessee man said, "COuld you shoot me before you play 'Yeah, Alabam?"

NASCAR

What does NASCAR stand for?
Non

Athletic

Sport

Created

Around

Rednecks

Redneck Drivers

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Old 03-15-2006, 05:33 PM
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Sorry didn't see the Mature post up there, can some 1 move it up there, plz, sry
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Old 03-15-2006, 05:38 PM
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