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Old 01-04-2005, 06:03 PM
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An older Jewish man married a younger woman. After several months, the young woman complained that she had never climaxed during sex and by birthright, all Jewish women are entitled to at least one climax during sex. So they went to see the rabbi. The rabbi tells them to get a young, strong, virile young man to wave a towel over them while they are having sex. This, the rabbi says, will cause the woman to climax, so the couple tries it. After several attempts, still no climax. They go back to the rabbi. The rabbi says for the bride to change partners and have the virile young man have sex with her and have the husband wave the towel. They try it that night and the young woman goes into wild, screaming earsplitting climaxes, one after the other. When it is over, the husband smugly looks down at the young man and says, "You see, schmuck, That's how you wave a towel!"
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ok who the fool here? LMFAO
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Old 01-05-2005, 12:19 AM
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haha thats so stupid its funny
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:23 AM
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LMAO good 1 Chief!!!!

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Old 01-05-2005, 10:57 PM
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man i wish i had some buddys who are Jewish. man i know how to make their women really happy more ways then one.
4-12hrs none stop fun if you know what i mean.
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haha
my moms side of the family is jewish
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Old 01-06-2005, 06:35 AM
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Old 01-06-2005, 07:54 AM
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4-12hrs none stop fun if you know what i mean.
12hrs my missus would be happy with 12 minutes
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Old 01-06-2005, 01:49 PM
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Old 01-06-2005, 02:16 PM
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will two i do have to deal with, they don't like quickies as they say. after 2hrs mostly they call it a good day of fun.

have to say i like it to last a long time like 4-6hrs is really a good time for me. 12hrs it a killer i done it one time don't think I'll try that again so weak i could not get up and move any and talk about pain down in the lower area oh man hurt like crazy for 2days what a workout that was. all in good fun guy's.

here a tip:
you could say its all in the mind but its not. let your body go on you have 2 rounds to use, after the 2nd one its all dry fire after that it keep going and going and going none stop.

hell with pills and all other things let loss your body you be shock me and my girl rest her soul told me this and it work! out. i try to see what my limit was and OMG i was shock it lasted 12 freaking hours not going down at all. i am a man who is now a male/nymphs thanks to her showing me how to last longer. its in the mind let it loss you be shock too.

if both partys don't stop the act it will last longer, if one should stop the act it will end there and end the happy hours.
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