HUSBAND WANTED! "Warning Adult"

[Hellfighter]

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED!
1.) MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
2.) MUST NOT BEAT ME,
3.) MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
4.) AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
5.) ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell.
Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?

Just look at you....you have no legs!"

The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"

Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"

With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said,

"I rang the doorbell didn't I?
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BADDOG can you ring the doorbell? the same way he did. i can't even try to my ding dong is not that long.

[EDGE]

LMFAO!, nice one cheif

[BADDOG]

LMAO Chief and as for me ringing the doorbell....I'll let you know bro lol lol lol!!!!


Warm Regards

[MikeCoDBHD]

har har not funny. nice avatar are you a ****en mulester?

[EDGE]

Originally posted by MikeCoDBHD
har har not funny. nice avatar are you a ****en mulester?

wtf? Keep your comments to yourself, if you don't like the joke don't post.

[Stu]

what the hell is wrong with you MikeCoDBHD? And it was a funny joke, IT IS a funny joke. Your just being lame

[Hellfighter]

thanks for all your clean comments guys: E.D.G.E, BADDOG, ux*Tecoma2
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Originally posted by MikeCoDBHD
har har not funny. nice avatar are you a ****en mulester?

thats ok guy's that as much as he can come up with then it shows what he really like in the real world.

we the members and Novahq.net staff here don't care for your's use of profanity in this site forum, so please keep it clean guy. on the record thats 2x you flame me guy. be lucky i am not one of the staff you be gone for good.

as for the Avatar it a movie guy of a guy's father (Satan) and his son who (55yrs old) going to take over one day only bug is his son is a retard who can't get a handle on life. really a funny movie bit you never seen it most have rated G hell it even been on public Tv for that matter.

Novahq.net Staff: BB/Mike*MFA*, Steve, Panther, Trilogy.
I'll let them get a handle on on you. I'm not going to lose my cool on one the like of you.
you really need to grow-up some son.

the warning means "adult subject" do not mean use of profanity in posting-up comments in the threads is ok or to flame others in the forum. only means the subject leans to contain some adults subjects. the rules still stands in all these forum.

[BADDOG]

There's always one sour puss Chief....good joke bro lol!!!!


Warm Regards my friend

[Hellfighter]

yea i know BADDOG think he had other things on his mind, it was a all out flame at me. he should know better then try to start a flame war or use of profanity in this forum. time will tell how long he last here? with them type comments he be gone if he keep it up.
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will so it not total waste here a added note:

[Storm.]

lol @ joke

[GeeFuss]

Originally posted by MikeCoDBHD
har har not funny. nice avatar are you a ****en mulester?

Umm that guy dont know what he talkin bout...Good joke. And is that the Dangerfield guy from caddyshack on ur avatar cuz it looks like him LOL..or maybe its just my eyes?

[Hellfighter]

Originally posted by Black Hawk Jedi
Umm that guy dont know what he talkin bout...Good joke. And is that the Dangerfield guy from caddyshack on ur avatar cuz it looks like him LOL..or maybe its just my eyes?

your right on the money it is him he pass away last 30days on the day he die i made it. i really like him a lot he has all my respect in the world.