you getting to lazy with time to do things

[Hellfighter]

SIGNS YOU'VE GOT REALLY LAZY WITH LIFE

01.) You try to enter your password on the microwave.

02.) You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."

03.) You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

04.) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

05.) You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner
is ready, and he emails you back "What's for dinner?"

06.) Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

07.) You chat several times a day with a stranger from
South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet
this year.

08.) You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you
posted one for your email buddies via a Web page.

09.) Your daughter just bought on CD all the records your
college roommate used to play that you most despised.

10.) Every commercial on television has a website address at
the bottom of the screen.

11.) You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date. And
now sells for half the price you paid.

12.) The concept of using real money, instead of credit or
debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.

13.) Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food
bags out of the back seat of your car.

14.) Your reason for not staying in touch with family is
that they do not have e-mail addresses.

15.) You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.

16.) You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.

17.) Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it
notes.

18.) You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do
for a living.

19.) You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most
expensive restaurant in town within the same week.

20.) You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.

21.) You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.

22.) your father ask you to take the trash out, only he call you on the telephone your across town to come over and do it.

23.) your wife ask you to walk the dog, only now your at work and she's home with the dog.

24.) you see ads on TV you go to the movies you see them there and now there on DVDs now so there no were to hind from them ads.

25.) you really getting tire of reading these joke liner. so now your one click away from getting out this by clicking on that big red X only it not working any why you right click-on it and not left click-on it.

26.) Panther and Steve have no gay lovers in their life and i to don't have any we are so joyfully happy

[Dr. Bullet]

7, 12, and 14 are right on

[Stu]

Originally posted by Chief ADFP
26.) Panther and Steve have no gay lovers in their life and i to don't have any we are so joyfully happy

^^ hehe.
Lol @ the rest

[bigsmellyfart]

Girlscout cookiesx aint all ur daughters selling on her website...