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Old 06-23-2005, 07:48 PM
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Modern version of the Birds & the Bees.....



Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date
via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used
a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!"
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Old 06-23-2005, 07:53 PM
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LMFAO! G1
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Old 06-24-2005, 04:01 AM
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Lol lol very clever!!!!

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Old 06-24-2005, 09:11 AM
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