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Old 09-28-2006, 04:14 PM
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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."


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Old 09-28-2006, 05:54 PM
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:13 PM
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LMFAO!!!!
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LOL, nice
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Old 09-29-2006, 08:13 AM
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lol made me smile
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Old 09-29-2006, 05:33 PM
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