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What Ticket?
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and the following exchange occurs:
Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI. Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the owner and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a body in the trunk?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It is valid. Captain: Whose car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Gun? What gun? There's no gun in there. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in there. Driver: I said what??? And of course, there is no body in the trunk. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, and I'll bet he told you I was speeding too!!! |
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clever
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HAhahahaha
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LMAO very good!!!!
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