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Old 09-02-2006, 12:10 AM
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How does a gay man do CPR?

How does a gay man do CPR?

1. Participant gets down on his knees near the unconscious dude.
2. Participant then puts his two hands on the man's penis.
3. If it starts to rise, then the fella's definitely alive!



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Old 09-02-2006, 12:12 AM
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Old 09-02-2006, 12:20 AM
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how old are you again? lmfao
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Old 09-09-2006, 03:10 PM
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you did what...?
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