Mature: Teacher assignment

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TEACHER ASSIGNS HER CLASS OF KIDS TO SELL SOMETHING ON THE WEEKEND.
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30.00," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45.00 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."
Eventually it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher squirmed in her seat and held her breath.
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom, smiled at the teacher then dumped a box full of money on the teacher's desk. "I made $2,467.00 dollars," he said proudly.
"$2,467.00!!" cried the teacher, what in the world could you sell that would make you that kind of money?"
"TOOTH BRUSHES," said little Johnny.
"Tooth brushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that kind of money?"
"Well, I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip and Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample.
They all said the same thing, "Hey, this stuff tastes like dog crap!"
Then I would say, "That's because it is dog crap. Wanna buy a toothbrush kit?"
"I used the Government's approach of giving you something crappy for free, and then making you pay a lot more to get the bad taste out of your mouth."

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