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Old 07-28-2010, 05:30 PM
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Plumber

So, a plumber goes to fix some guy's water heater when he is

not home. He goes into the basement to find a rotteweiler snarling, teeth bared

and all. He stays at the wall, slowly going around the dog. When he

finally reaches the water heater, he starts working on it. After a little bit,

he gets the feeling something is watching him, so he looks up. A parrot

is watching down on him. The parrot says, "Is that all you can do?" The

plumber ignores him and continues working. After a while, the Parrot says,

"Is that all you can do?" The plumber still ignores him and continues

working. After he gets done, he starts to leave, as he is almost out the door,

the parrot says once more, "Is that all you can do?" And the plumber

replies, "Is that all you can say!?" Then the parrot says, "Sick Him!"





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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

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