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Old 10-14-2004, 09:03 AM
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Biggrin Speeding Old Chicks

A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that five old ladies were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale.
The driver pleaded with him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous."

"I beg to differ, sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly: twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman said.

The State Police officer, chuckling, explained to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken," the officer asked.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
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Old 10-14-2004, 09:44 AM
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119mph on rout 119

ROFLOMFAO this is really good
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Old 10-14-2004, 12:33 PM
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LOL
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Old 10-14-2004, 01:17 PM
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heard it b4. but it`s still funny
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Old 10-14-2004, 01:17 PM
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sry for the double post my internet messed up
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Old 10-14-2004, 01:18 PM
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lol!
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Old 10-16-2004, 05:02 AM
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HAHAHAHA good 1!!!!

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