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Then we evacuated after we heard the new rebel forces called the ''Bang 'n' Wham!'' are using uranium to nuke our places up after we heard that they were jealous that we were too leet with or without the STENGER mod and others.
Chris_OJB_DF645 --
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nevertheless we whooped their ass in a catastrophic battle.
(WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYONE!?) |
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Then we were in the Guiness Book of Records for whipping 10,000,000,000,000 asses in 2 seconds, according to front-liner's STENGER SOLAR-POWER-PWNERER-2G4 9500 WATCH.
Chris_OJB_DF645 --
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Chris bumps into a toilet.
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so then i go to the bathroom
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Mstenger sits on the floor.
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Then he lays and sits quietly waiting for his mom.
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Then he throws a newspaper at Scattergun, in another stall, reading "Noobweek."
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and then the paper exploded
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Then we all bought copies of ''Noob Weekly'' supplied by the faux Bill Gates.
Chris_OJB_DF645 --
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Intel Core Duo E7300 2.66GHz // SuperTalent DDR2 800 2GB // ASUS nVidia GeForce 8400GS 512MB // Western Digital 7200RPM 320GB SATA // LG GH-20LS 20X SATA DVD-RAM // Windows XP Pro 32-bit // Thermaltake XP550 NP 430W // Thermaltake SOPRANO SECC Black |
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Then, Chris, me and front-liner get teleported to an office room, bound to folding chairs; a blue-suited man with a familiar-looking briefcase sits on a leather chair and leans towards us.
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and burped loudly
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2 curtains appear on the wall, then the g-man asks the classic question, "It's time to choose."
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so then we chose the left one....
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The g-man opens the left curtain, and hordes of Mexican Marines come out of the hole where the curtain was, putting 7.62mm bullets inside everyone's pants.
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~Semper Stupidus~ |
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and we returned fire, wiping them all out in seconds.
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The g-man opens the second curtain, this time releasing a battalion of coprophagous aardvarks.
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~Semper Stupidus~ |
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Then we wiped them out using the STENGER EASY-PREY 56010 BULLSH!TTER and wiped them out, and we then killed Squirmitz's twin bro.
Chris_OJB_DF645 --
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chris was dilusional again there were no imaginary ardvarks
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and then we went back to our HQ to begin another chaotic LAN game
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