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Old 10-04-2002, 08:44 AM
sally is offline sally
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Cool Another joke 4 u

Cant u just tell I'm BORED- i got this in my email 2 mins ago-
This guy was lonely and so he decided life
>
> would be more fun if he had a pet.
> So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to
> buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a
> centipede (100-legged bug) , which came in a little white box to
> use for his house.
>
> He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
> decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to
> have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go
> to
> Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from
> his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few
> minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having
> a drink with me?"
>
> But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So
> he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
> So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
> Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from
> his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few
> minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having
> a drink with me?"
> But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So
> he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He
> decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
> against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there!
> Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?
> > > >> > >> Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > >> > >>
> > > >> > >> YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!
> > > >> > >>
> > > >> > >>
> > > >> > >> A little voice came out of the box:
> > > >> > >>
> > > >> > >>
> > > >> > >>
> > >> > >> "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my ****ing shoes

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Old 10-04-2002, 08:48 AM
Desciple is offline Desciple
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its kinda corny, but the language has to censored or the thread will be deleted.......
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Mark 8:34-38 And he called to him the multitude with his disciples, and said to them, "If any man would come after me, let him deny himself and take up his cross and follow me. For whoever would save his life will lose it;and whoever loses his life for my sake and the gospel's will save it. For what does it profit a man, to gain the whole world and forfeit his life? For what can a man give in return for his life? For whoever is ashamed of me and of my words in this adulterous and sinful generation, of him will the Son of man also be ashamed, when he comes in the glory of his Father with the holy angels."
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Old 10-04-2002, 08:56 AM
sally is offline sally
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oops, hope the 3rd 1 i just sent dont really offend u.....maybe u just shouldint read the 3rd 1.
P.S. love ur new sig.
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Old 10-04-2002, 08:58 AM
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Thanks, the 3rd was hillarious......

wife always telling me that the knots should be bigger......LOL
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Look what the "Devil" made me do!

I have lost my mind, can you help me?

Send Siggies..............
Mark 8:34-38 And he called to him the multitude with his disciples, and said to them, "If any man would come after me, let him deny himself and take up his cross and follow me. For whoever would save his life will lose it;and whoever loses his life for my sake and the gospel's will save it. For what does it profit a man, to gain the whole world and forfeit his life? For what can a man give in return for his life? For whoever is ashamed of me and of my words in this adulterous and sinful generation, of him will the Son of man also be ashamed, when he comes in the glory of his Father with the holy angels."
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Old 10-04-2002, 09:03 AM
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Well....if ur a good boy & say ur prayers every night :-)
(+ drink plenty of milk)
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Old 10-05-2002, 12:02 AM
Ian M is offline Ian M
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Sally, I have to warn you off getting into e-mailing this man. He is not what he appears.
He is a very large guy with what appears to be sunburn just below his head at the back.
His friends call him bubba and his women call him sir.

He is a scary man an your mother would be worried if she knew.
Steer clear, if you can.

























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