Another joke 4 u

[sally]

Cant u just tell I'm BORED- i got this in my email 2 mins ago-
This guy was lonely and so he decided life
>
> would be more fun if he had a pet.
> So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to
> buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a
> centipede (100-legged bug) , which came in a little white box to
> use for his house.
>
> He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
> decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to
> have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go
> to
> Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from
> his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few
> minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having
> a drink with me?"
>
> But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So
> he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
> So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
> Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from
> his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few
> minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having
> a drink with me?"
> But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So
> he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He
> decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
> against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there!
> Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?
> > > >> > >> Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > >> > >>
> > > >> > >> YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!
> > > >> > >>
> > > >> > >>
> > > >> > >> A little voice came out of the box:
> > > >> > >>
> > > >> > >>
> > > >> > >>
> > >> > >> "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my ****ing shoes

[Desciple]

its kinda corny, but the language has to censored or the thread will be deleted.......

[sally]

oops, hope the 3rd 1 i just sent dont really offend u.....maybe u just shouldint read the 3rd 1.
P.S. love ur new sig.

[Desciple]

Thanks, the 3rd was hillarious......

wife always telling me that the knots should be bigger......LOL

[sally]

Well....if ur a good boy & say ur prayers every night :-)
(+ drink plenty of milk)

[Ian M]

Sally, I have to warn you off getting into e-mailing this man. He is not what he appears.
He is a very large guy with what appears to be sunburn just below his head at the back.
His friends call him bubba and his women call him sir.

He is a scary man an your mother would be worried if she knew.
Steer clear, if you can.