Beer Warning Labels

[Trojan]

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
the same boring story over and over again until your friends
want to smash your head in.

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at
4:00 AM.

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay
shings like thish.

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what happened to your pants.

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll
over in the morning and see something really scary (whose
species and/or name you can't remember).

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead and knees.

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really,
really big guy named Trojan from www.dfmilitia.com .

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
you are invisible.

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing with you.

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in
the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large)
gaps of time may seem to disappear.

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may actually cause
pregnancy.

[Hellfighter]

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may actually cause
pregnancy.

i like that one, i would have added a line to it:

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may actually cause
pregnancy to underage girls.

and

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may actually cause
blonde's to be more smarter then they already are.

Warning, Drinking beer may help your gaming be better for others. ask MADDOG

[Trojan]

ROFLMAO

[Grenademan]

lmao there are some pretty good ones there, the invisible ones good

[BADDOG]

Lol good stuff troj!!!!

Regards

[Trojan]

LOL, cool. Glad you liked it BD.

[BADDOG]

YW bro we all need a good laugh these days so keep 'em coming!!!!

Regards