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09-01-2009, 10:22 PM
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MATURE: The Dentist...
I remember one day, a guy came into my office to have a tooth pulled. I pulled out the syringe to give him a shot and he says, "No way"! No needles! "I hate needles"!. So, I started to hook up the nitrous oxide gas and the man immediately objected. "I can't do the gas thing". "The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me"! I next asked the guy if he has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection", the man said. "I'm fine with pills." So, I went into the lab and came back with 2 Viagra tablets. The gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, "WOW"! "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer"! I said, "It doesn't, but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth"!  
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09-01-2009, 11:02 PM
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omg
that is funny as hell
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09-02-2009, 06:12 PM
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omg, lol
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