Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-19-2005, 09:17 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 1,664
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-19-2005, 09:15 PM
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Replies: 9
Views: 2,110
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-19-2005, 12:26 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 1,096
Best BumperStickers
What would Ashton do?
Nuke the Whales! We'll hunt them at night.
Jesus loves you! Everybody else thinks you're a jerk.
Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).
Forget world peace; visualize...
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Forum: General Chat
07-01-2005, 05:34 PM
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Replies: 26
Views: 3,707
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
06-30-2005, 07:52 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,525
Bread is Dangerous
Sorry I don't know if this was posted before I couldn't find it in the archives
Research on bread indicates that:
1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
06-12-2005, 10:42 AM
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Replies: 9
Views: 1,291
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
05-29-2005, 12:14 PM
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Replies: 35
Views: 5,452
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
05-20-2005, 04:48 PM
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Replies: 8
Views: 1,883
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Forum: General Chat
05-08-2005, 09:12 AM
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Replies: 5
Views: 2,332
Awesome Videos
Warning- There is some bad language used
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
05-05-2005, 08:25 AM
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Replies: 7
Views: 1,975
(Mature} Poor Boy
A first grader comes home and announces to his father that he had sex with his teacher.
Well, his father's chest just swells with pride and he says to his son, "I was a freshman in college before...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
04-28-2005, 12:12 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 1,203
Twenty Questions...
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
04-27-2005, 01:54 PM
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Replies: 5
Views: 1,715
Dirty jokes
If i am posting too many dirty jokes please tell me because I don't want to ofending anyone.
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Forum: General Chat
04-27-2005, 01:42 PM
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Replies: 33
Views: 3,821
Worst torture
What do you think the worst type of torture would be the worst to experience?
me: forced fed Viagra and then "rubbed" by steel wool or 50 grit sand paper.
(ouch)
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Forum: General Chat
04-27-2005, 01:39 PM
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Replies: 2,270
Views: 281,472
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Forum: General Chat
04-27-2005, 01:38 PM
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Replies: 1,586
Views: 229,411
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Forum: General Chat
04-27-2005, 01:36 PM
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Replies: 15
Views: 1,320
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
04-27-2005, 01:32 PM
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Replies: 7
Views: 1,863
[Mature] Camel Died
A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the desert. After a few days the camel falls over dead. After looking over the situation the priest figures neither one of them will survive the rest of...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
04-27-2005, 01:31 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,654
Too much coffee
You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When...
# You answer the door before people knock.
# Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
# You ski uphill.
# You get a speeding ticket even when...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
04-25-2005, 05:13 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 2,641
[Mature] Old Folks Sex
An older couple goes to a doctor's office and ask him to watch them have sex. Although he considers it a rather bizarre request, the doctor agrees and watches them have sex.
After it was over, the...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
04-25-2005, 05:10 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 1,354
CAn Docters be replaced?
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
04-24-2005, 05:57 PM
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Replies: 5
Views: 2,000
Pope Dies
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.
He decides that he...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
04-24-2005, 05:55 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 1,188
Clarence
There were some backwoods ignorant hillbilles living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
04-24-2005, 05:54 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,817
Slow Golf
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"
The...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
04-22-2005, 12:21 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,607
Silent Gas
So---there was this woman who had a problem with silent gas and she went to the doctor and she said,
"This is so embarrassing. I have this problem of farting silently. You probably haven't...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
04-22-2005, 12:20 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,577
Gynecologist Turned Mechanic
A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines so thought he'd become a mechanic.
So he went along to mechanics...
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