Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-13-2021, 01:20 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 3,352
mature: nuts
what's the difference between BEER NUTS AND DEER NUTS?
Beer nuts are $1.79 and Deer nuts are under a buck!:clap2:
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Forum: Delta Force
05-01-2021, 09:24 PM
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Replies: 5
Views: 1,177
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Forum: Delta Force
04-30-2021, 04:27 PM
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Replies: 5
Views: 1,177
only x's
For whatever reason most of the maps I download the people and some buildings are not showing up you only get an X. where as they were there when I made the maps. So question: how do I unlock the 3di...
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Forum: Tech Support
04-02-2021, 04:09 PM
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Replies: 20
Views: 7,101
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Forum: Delta Force
03-28-2021, 12:53 AM
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Replies: 4
Views: 1,361
50 cal
Is there any way to mount a 50 cal. on a cargo ship (DSHIP)?
I have tried to attach no go.:dontknow:
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
03-15-2021, 01:12 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 1,959
Mature: Hooker
WHAT DO YOU CALL A HOOKER WITH A RUNNY NOSE?
FULL:laugh:
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Forum: Delta Force
02-18-2021, 02:51 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 792
Fog
making new game have area where I need colored fog, can this be done?
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Forum: Delta Force
12-24-2020, 04:05 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,296
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
12-22-2020, 08:53 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 739
10 Facts
10 fun facts
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breath through your nose,
with your tongue sticking out.
4. You just tried no. 3
6. When you did...
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Forum: Delta Force
12-21-2020, 04:48 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,296
sofoothills
Where can I get this terrain file (sofoothill). I have four or five map that I downloaded that need this terrain.:dontknow:
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
08-25-2020, 04:03 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 717
Letter to bank
86-year Old Lady's Letter to Bank
Dear Sir:
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.
By my calculations, three nanoseconds must...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
08-24-2020, 01:43 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,178
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
08-12-2020, 12:21 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 742
Mature: Women vs handguns
TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN .
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - ...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
08-10-2020, 12:53 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 759
85 VS 25 mature:
MATURE:
Morris at 85 marries Lou Anne, a lovely 25-year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-20-2020, 10:57 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 962
Married for 50 years (MATURE)
mature:
There was this couple who had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when
the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think,...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
06-23-2020, 07:15 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 1,036
Army ranger
An Army ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he
Received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that
she had slept with two guys while he had been gone, she...
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Forum: General Chat
05-11-2020, 02:00 PM
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Replies: 9
Views: 2,370
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Forum: Delta Force
02-19-2020, 04:04 PM
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Replies: 6
Views: 1,621
You need a BIN FILE EDITOR there is one in this...
You need a BIN FILE EDITOR there is one in this site in util.
to open a BIN file put the bin file in the bin file folder then select bin to text.
once you are done editing your files select text to...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
01-17-2020, 11:41 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 586
Hooker
Mature:
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full
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Forum: Delta Force
12-17-2019, 04:54 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 892
Power ups
Here is something interesting: on the new game I'm writing for DFX if you go and pick up say, Ammo it disappears as it should. now if you walk away and then turn around the Ammo has reappeared. I...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
11-02-2019, 04:25 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 677
Dear Husband
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving
you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven
years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two
weeks have...
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Forum: Delta Force
10-19-2019, 06:55 PM
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Replies: 5
Views: 1,200
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
10-16-2019, 03:17 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 645
Irish philosophy
IRISH PHILOSOPHY
There are only two thinks to worry about;
either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well,
then there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sick,
there are two...
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Forum: Feedback / Novahq.net Support
10-01-2019, 10:59 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 610
Mappers
What happened to all the mappers? I'm running out of ideas for new maps.
I guess I can start to convert my DFX2 maps to DFX I have about 300 maps of my own making. I could also contact other mappers...
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Forum: Delta Force
08-30-2019, 04:44 PM
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Replies: 7
Views: 1,771
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