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Old 03-02-2005, 10:37 AM
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Stranded on an Island

A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.
The group consisted of 12 women and one man. After a few months, the women became horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day, but they allowed him to have Sundays off.

One Sunday, the man was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing. He felt hopeful that maybe they would be rescued, at last.

The boat was almost at the island, when the guy noticed there was a man in the boat. As he got out, the stranded guy said, "Oh my God, buddy, am I ever glad to see you," to which the second guy responded, "Well all right sweetie! It's been a long time for me too."

The first man exclaimed, "Oh hell, there go my Sundays!"


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Old 03-02-2005, 10:38 AM
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Old 03-02-2005, 10:44 AM
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mmm ... Is this joke G rated? We might have some kids coming here too you know.
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Old 03-02-2005, 10:53 AM
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Old 03-02-2005, 02:00 PM
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HAHAHAHA good 1!!!!

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Old 03-02-2005, 02:25 PM
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I once heard it this way: If the dirty little buggers know what those words mean, they shouldn't, and it's not my fault. I don't remember which comedian said that...

I quite agree, however, I do try to keep them clean and within the rules set by Panther. Our wonderful management here know that I would not knowingly violate their rules, and have but to bring the offense to my attention and I will gladly change it immediately
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