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Old 03-11-2010, 07:12 PM
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What did the fish say to the Sting ray?
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Old 03-11-2010, 08:25 PM
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dont eat me? lol
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

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Old 03-11-2010, 08:26 PM
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nope. Someone else guess.
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Old 03-12-2010, 09:19 AM
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Old 03-12-2010, 09:56 AM
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Jokes are less funny when someone doesn't tell you the answer after the first guess..
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Old 03-12-2010, 03:07 PM
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hmm not even google knows this joke
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Old 03-12-2010, 04:34 PM
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i made it myself :P

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Old 03-12-2010, 05:06 PM
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i dont get it :P
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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Old 03-12-2010, 06:10 PM
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Old 03-12-2010, 06:16 PM
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Lol
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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Old 03-12-2010, 07:48 PM
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Old 03-12-2010, 08:00 PM
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I like simons answer better, sorry Sammy, lol.
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