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Old 11-02-2009, 05:24 PM
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food joke

Fern:have you seen AI? He's been on a diet.
Ivy:How much weight has he lost?
Fern:Well, if he lost any more, we'd have to file a missing persons report!
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Old 11-02-2009, 05:34 PM
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Old 11-02-2009, 05:35 PM
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texas why?

btw i got this joke out of a book i borrowed from my local library
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Old 11-02-2009, 07:17 PM
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:14 PM
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well at least I get it this time. just not THAT funny, I chuckled a lil' bit.
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Old 11-02-2009, 10:51 PM
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NOTICE: nonamesniper you are not allowed to use the words "epic" and "fail" in the same sentence. Thankyou.
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Old 11-03-2009, 04:29 PM
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:25 AM
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Hey Sam, maybe this would help out:

H: Have you seen I? I hear he's been on a diet
J: Oh really? Just how much has he lost?
H: Well, If he looses any more, we'd have to file a missing vowel report!
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Old 11-04-2009, 10:46 AM
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:58 AM
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