GAY FRANK

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Gay Frank goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The
> doctor comes back and says "Frank, I am not going to beat around the
> bush. You have AIDS."
>
> Frank is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor says,
>
> "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of
> cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno
> peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, ½ box of Grapenuts cereal, and top
> it off with a gallon of prune juice."
>
> Frank asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
>
> "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your
> ass is for."