51st state of the U.S.A-AUS

[Hellfighter]

This is a real as they get:
Australia will become America 51st state
Say "G'Day,mate to some new fellow citizens. Australia will soon become America’s 51st state, top expert predicts.
Historian Dr David Mosler of Adelaide University told a stunned audience at a symposium in Brisbane that the odds are 20% (here the funny part that 20% will be and 80% they will not be part of the U.S.A lol) that the down under nation will be incorporated into the U.S.A. with in 50yrs.
And, Dr David Mosler, says, those odds increase significantly if Australia is threatened from abroad. From example; by a terrorist strike from Al Queda or if Indonesia become an Islamic republic. The urgent need to get under the protective umbrella of the Uncle Sam would then out weigh concerns about sovereignty and national pride.
The Armerica-born historian, who immigrated in 1970,told Aussies the change is nothing to be frightened of.
Among the plusses, he argues, would be merging with the world's the largest economy and being able to field team in America's professional: basketball, baseball, football leagues.

Will ether way i like to say wecome to the U.S.A. You all are great fighter of freedom. We be glade to have you as part of us guys'.

any country wish to be part of the united States that country. still have to take a vote on it after that they ask the "united states of america" will think about it. 9 out of 10 asker most like to be yes. for that fact Aus are great people.

[Lakie]

As much as i love my country ill move to new zealand if that happens. No offence to you americans, it isnt you, but im happy how australia is now.

And ive got proof to show that people wouldnt go for it if you want ill post some figures but ill guarantee you you wont like them

merging with the us econom is a plus, Yeah right, have you seen the american economy lately? seen the aussie economy lately? youll see what i mean.

Understand something you need us as much as we need you
A while back the US govt. put tarrifs on imported steel: BHP an aussie copany who produces a huge amount of the worlds steel stopped sales to the usa in protest, because the usa cant supply enough steel without bhp is dropped the tarriff within a month

[Hellfighter]

it was in a new paper mate. lmfao when i read it lol

Man i love my scanner
here the clip from the news paper


P. s I laugh so hard, I fall backward.

[Lakie]

Heres a more complete list of supposed advantages i pulled off the net somewhere

Access to the world's best higher education system.
Part of the world's most effective defense system.
Merger with the world's strongest currency.
Being part of the world's biggest economy.
A constitution bringing a republic and a Bill of Rights
Fielding teams in the US national basketball, baseball and gridiron competitions

Access to the world's best higher education system.

The is just a plain lie, the Europeans lead the way there

Part of the world's most effective defense system.

Which we mostly own two words: Pine Gap

Merger with the world's strongest currency. and Being part of the world's biggest economy.

The americans should be wanting to merge with us on that logic

A constitution bringing a republic and a Bill of Rights

[sarcasm]I can really see us aussie adopting the second admentment.....[/sarcasm]

Fielding teams in the US national basketball, baseball and gridiron competitions

We play basketball
We have cricket, the game that baseball started as<--Its true in a six degrees way
We have AFL, the only decent football

Mosler is an historian not a political analyst, so i dont know how he can call himself a expert.....

[Hellfighter]

yea you have to say its funny what some people come up with to look big. bet he said it to get his name in lime lite.
you ask me he did not stay in the Brisbane city to long.

also that 20% to be part of the U.S.A and 80% will never happen funny how the number's are not listed the 80% not to be.

[Lakie]

thats the funny thing the guy is serious
if i were him id be skipping the country bout now, some of the stuff i have heard and seen in and around adelaide....

[Hellfighter]

thats why i put it here in "Humor & Jokes" that guy is a wack-o

[asadznet]

AMERICAS gettin biger!!!!!!!!
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[CapN'C*cksucker]

I wouldn't like that. I hate Paul Hogan movies, that dumbass Crocadile Hunter guy, anything to do with crocadiles now that I think of it, Olivia Newton John, the word "mate" or "m8" when applied to someone you're not screwing, and last but not least, not having the option to own a firearm.

[Lakie]

actually you can own a firearm, the government just wants to know who has what......

[CapN'C*cksucker]

Eh, still. Crocadile Dundee, Crocadile Hunter, crocadiles, Olivia Newton John, and "mate/m8". I wouldn't want the government to know I had a gun if I were surrounded by that crap.

[Hellfighter]

Olivia Newton John she did good for the country of Australia. what i heard she try to boost the country buzzins up some, but after that she drop off the map have not hear or read anything she doing now days.think she retire from the world. she had her fill of the b/s i think.i for one like her very much, she not a bad person at all.

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hehe

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thats a piss poor idea

[Alcide]

Somebody needs a we bit more schooling,ehh?