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Old 08-26-2009, 12:21 PM
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A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy 'If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50 but if I cannot I will pay you $50.'The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
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Old 08-26-2009, 03:39 PM
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he wrote "your exact weight" on a piece of paper

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Old 08-26-2009, 04:07 PM
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i have to agree with sharp. maybe he got his exact weight by guessing
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Old 08-26-2009, 04:29 PM
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he wrote "your exact weight" on a piece of paper

nuts, I'll bet you googled it you lil' cheeter.
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Old 08-26-2009, 04:51 PM
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i dont cheat and i dont think that sharp does either. do ya sharp?
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Old 08-26-2009, 04:52 PM
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nuts, I'll bet you googled it you lil' cheeter.
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You cheater
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Old 08-26-2009, 05:51 PM
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Hey thats no fun.

and if you've heard the joke b4, just say you know the answer, I wanna see who can guess it.
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Old 08-26-2009, 06:02 PM
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well i dont like people cheating if i found a joke on the web either.
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Old 08-26-2009, 07:29 PM
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i sworry

if a rooster lays an egg on a barn roof, which side does it roll off?

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Old 08-26-2009, 08:12 PM
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A rooster doesnt lay eggs
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ive heard that one before sorry sharp
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Old 08-27-2009, 08:39 AM
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LOL!!

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires the second is full of assassins with loaded guns and the third is full of lions that haven"t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?


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well, usually lions that havent eaten in 3 years are dead, so i would go with room 3
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Old 08-27-2009, 10:37 AM
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lucky guess...........


Now, While on my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks wives How many were going to St. Ives?
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Old 08-27-2009, 01:03 PM
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one, yourself, u didnt say they were going to st ives
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

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Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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Old 08-27-2009, 01:23 PM
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well whipper snappers.................
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Old 08-27-2009, 03:49 PM
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wat? lol
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

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Old 08-27-2009, 04:54 PM
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wat? lol

means you got it right..........
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