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Old 02-11-2004, 09:35 AM
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zzZZZiiiPPPpp was in IRAK...

really the next story is based on a tru happening.

((dont look @ my spelling i'm dutch so i cant help itt))

4 three days i was lying on my spot 2 wait 4 my target(s). It was cold and i was hungry. Rain was falling 4 days out of a grey sky and i had seen no enemy jet.

My mission???:

Shoot as many ugly dudes as possible !!

After a while i saw a few ugly dudes comming my way!

Dug in deep, took my Barret and waited 4 the perfect moment.

Like a real sniper i managed 2 shoot the first five guys with ONE bullit (a big .50 Bullit by the way). Now i hear U think that is impossible!! And U would B right. BUT......: i saw that these guys were walking in a strange order.. the angles were just right 2 create a RICCOCHET-Shot (u know like in billards) from one side 2 the other. After this bullit was on its way the next happend...... (REALLY) .

My bullit was on its way but did NOT hit the first man in the head... he went right thru the guy killing the guy behind him also. When my bullit left the second body he was redirected killing 2 other soldiers (one thru the haed and one in the spleen) my shot was still not at an end. The fifth dead one I did NOT shoot but he was so scared that he had a heart attac and died.

When the rest of the enemy forces saw what happend they ran away in tears.(4 fear of the second shot i guess)

And then i realised it... i heard strange BEEPS ( sh...... it was my phone i was sleeping on the coutch) well......

It was ALL in my dreams. I woke up and thougt:

only 5 with one shot??

Oke

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