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10-11-2010, 08:18 AM
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Redneck Joke
and it goes like this here: Hello, is this the Sheriffs Office? Yes, what can we do for you? Im calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith is hidin marijuana inside his firewood! Dont quite know how he gets it in them logs, but he's hidin it there! Thank you sir....
The next day the sheriffs deputys descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly the phone rings at Virgil's house "Hey Virgil. This heres Floyd! Did the Sheriffs come by? "Yeah". Did they chop yer firewood? "Yep" "Happy Birthday Buddy" lol.
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      Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy  September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 
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10-11-2010, 08:37 AM
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10-12-2010, 05:41 PM
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i take no credit for this btw, lol. somebody on a different forum posted it
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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