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#1
12-02-2005, 02:36 PM
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The kid with green golf balls
there was a 5 year old and on his birthday his parents asked what he wanted for his birthday. And the kid said he wanted a green golf ball. so for his birthday he gotten a green golf balls. then he kept on getting one for his b-day till he was 10 then they asked him he can whatever he wanted but he still wanted green golf balls. So then he started getting bins full of green golf balls then when he was 18 he started to get truck loads of green golf balls. Then when he was 19 the news paper and stuff heard about him and asked why he wanted green golf balls. and he said he'd tell them on his 21th birthday. so then 3 years later he had houses full of green golf ball and it was his 21th b-day...
crews of news reporters were outside his house and there were about 10 helicopters flying around his house waiting for his answer.... then the door opened everyone went quite and he walked out and into the road and turned back to look at everyone and said "well...." then a car hitted him and killed him  
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#2
12-02-2005, 03:15 PM
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ok kid..check yourself into de-tox..and when you clear up ..I'll give ya a ride home...ok?
<:{{{}}}>< Green Golf Balls.....now we'll never know what the hell was going on! Ok..who was driving the car..and why didn't CNN get it on tape..I mean ..what was the kids PGA handicap and stuff? Didn't he see the car? Was he putting? I am going to send this to my local news station...hey wait..there's a guy outside with a ....
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#3
12-02-2005, 03:18 PM
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it never really happened!
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#5
12-02-2005, 03:39 PM
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too late..The FBI are already on their way...dang..tell me next time!
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#6
12-02-2005, 03:44 PM
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watchout the FBI might have putted on costumes making them look like your neighbors better get the chain saw out in the shack and put on the hockey mask for protection...
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#7
12-02-2005, 03:46 PM
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way ahead of ya man..sorry I was away at the wood chipper..and the hogs were squealing...going...sQEEEEEEAAAhhhl SQEEEEEEEEAHHhl..you know...
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#8
12-02-2005, 03:50 PM
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damnit there already at my house.......
*chainsaw noise* hi im back no that ketchup on my shirt not blood.... *man screaming* damn you be quite!!! *chain saw noise* what?....
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#10
12-02-2005, 03:58 PM
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me?
IDK who he is
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#13
12-03-2005, 08:06 AM
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duuno..I've had blue-balls before..but never a shade of green...
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12-03-2005, 09:38 AM
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it not really a joke it more like a sad story.
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#15
12-03-2005, 10:14 AM
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blue balls are deff a sad story..in my case several stories...
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12-03-2005, 10:58 AM
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1, 2, Trojans coming for you. 3, 4 you better lock the door. 5, 6 grab you crucifix. 7, 8 you better stay awake. 9, 10 Trojans coming again.
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12-04-2005, 06:06 AM
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and snow!
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