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01-10-2009, 12:05 PM
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Health Insurance
: Health Insurance: A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. 'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?' The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture' Oh, well in that case, I guess its okay,' said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified? the doctor leaned over and spoke very softly: "Same illness, better insurance."
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01-10-2009, 05:02 PM
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lmfao
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01-12-2009, 02:59 AM
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Robbed Paul to Pay Peter!
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01-12-2009, 05:01 AM
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Quote:
the saying is " rob peter to pay paul "
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