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Old 10-25-2004, 12:54 AM
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One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a Washington restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. He replies, "How about a quickie?" "Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude, you're starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you haven't even been in office for a full term yet!" As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, it’s pronounced "quiche".
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Old 10-25-2004, 03:36 AM
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LMAO good 1 !!!!

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Old 10-25-2004, 04:46 AM
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Old 10-25-2004, 11:45 AM
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Old 10-25-2004, 05:52 PM
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