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Old 09-10-2010, 03:53 AM
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A priest was down town in the red light district trying to save some souls when a hooker walked up to him and asked "hey father how bout a quicky?" Not knowing what a quicky was he just smiled and said no thanks.
Not even a half hour goes by and again another hooker struts up saying "father you sure look like you need a quicky." Again with a dumb look on his face says no thank you. This keeps happening over and over as he walks the district and it's bugging the Hell out of him what this quicky thing is. At the end of the day he returns to his church and seeing Mother Supiorer at her desk. He walks up and asked "Mother Supiorer what's a quicky?" She looks up from her desk and says "two fifty just like in town"
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