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Old 01-22-2007, 06:51 PM
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This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to the 5 most important questions in the world:

Q1. WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".

Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."

Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a "Goodyear".

Q4. WHY WERE HURRICANES ORIGINALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because, when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they
take your house and car with them.

Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

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Old 01-23-2007, 05:05 AM
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Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."

love that one lmfao n1
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Nice one!

Q3 is crackup lol. Goodyear's logo is a shoe with wings Imao... 365 condoms = tyre = shoe with wings logo?

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yea a really goodyear i want one of those giant industrial tires
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