Joke for Engineers

[Stalker61]

Understanding Engineers - Take One

Two engineering students crossing the campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer
replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own
business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and
said, "Take what you want." The first engineer nodded
approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have
fit."

Understanding Engineers - Take Two

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the
glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as
big as it needs to be.

Understanding Engineers - Take Three

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning
for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed,
"What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15
minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never
seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the
greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." "Hi George! Say,
what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow,
aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a
group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our
clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play
for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The
pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special
prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Four

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil
Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil
Engineers build targets.

Understanding Engineers - Take Five

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it
work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Cheers, Stalker61

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Originally posted by Stalker61
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Understanding Engineers - Take Four

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil
Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil
Engineers build targets.

Cheers, Stalker61

hehe true

[Se7eN]

... Civil Engineering is going to be my major after high school

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Originally posted by Se7eN
... Civil Engineering is going to be my major after high school

Lets just hope u dont make anything that one of ur creations doesnt meet a Mechanical Engineers creation lol

[BADDOG]

Good jokes again Stalker, keep 'em coming bro!!!!


Regards